I used to have a friend called Goldman
kindest guy I’d ever met
he’d bail me out of all my troubles
and took me as far as I could get
He helped me buy a brand new million
then helped me score some big rebates
even got me the best attorney
in the highest court of the United States
He used to bring me books in prison
on tax-free revenues
he sent a black limo on the day I got out
and I was famous on the national news
I just got out of rehab
for being hooked on bucks
but I’m not calling Goldman any more
cause life with Goldman sucks
I thought I had a friend called Goldman
and I bet you thought you had one too..